BOFH excuse of the day: All of the packets are empty.

BOFH excuse of the day: Software uses US measurements, but the OS is in metric…

BOFH excuse of the day: Feature not yet implemented

BOFH excuse of the day: What office are you in? Oh, that one. Did you know that your building was built over the universities first nuclear research site? And wow, aren’t you the lucky one, your office is right over where the core is buried!

BOFH excuse of the day: Propagation delay.